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Yesterday

Last night I was going to the bathrooom to take a leak. When I was standing there, I felt like I was going to pass-out; however, I had just started urinating after a very challenging start. Having accomplished starting going, I certainly didn't want to stop. I figured I could complete the stream and then lay down.

NOPE

I regained consciousness after I was sitting on my ass with my back against the wall.

Holy shyte.

Note to self, If I feel the urge to pass out, immediately lay down.

Don't complete the stream, don't think about trying to put it off. LAY THE FSCK DOWN!

Worst part of it all isn't that I passed out, but my ass hurts...really bad. I must've landed on the corner where the tile meets the floor. I'm in pain here, but I didn't want to take any pain management for fear of something being wrong. I won't be able to until tonight after the kids go to bed.

Oh, did I mention what I think caused it? I found a dent in the roof of my 15 day old 2015 Explorer. Gdmfsob! It'll have to go to paintless dent repair, as I don't want it to go to the body shop and get bondo. It's driving me nuts. I hate the person who ruined my new car feeling and caused me so much distress that I end up falling over in the bathroom?

Thank you for ruining the new car. I KNOW WHO DID IT!